An angel riding a unicorn with the US flag draped across her arm. $1. #america #usa #patriot #americanunicorn #angel #unicorn #dollarstore #yesiownthisnow #americafuckyeah #ifshehadagunsheddefinitelywatchfoxnews

An angel riding a unicorn with the US flag draped across her arm. $1. #america #usa #patriot #americanunicorn #angel #unicorn #dollarstore #yesiownthisnow #americafuckyeah #ifshehadagunsheddefinitelywatchfoxnews

So this is the map of a world I invented when I was around 11yrs old. It includes, “Sampson the unicorn guard” and “cute fuzzy creatures corner (watch out the bite) and “sad sunless rainbows”…. Um yeah not much has changed & it’s evident I had a #lonelychildhood #creative #mapofan11yroldsimagination #mychildimagination

So this is the map of a world I invented when I was around 11yrs old. It includes, “Sampson the unicorn guard” and “cute fuzzy creatures corner (watch out the bite) and “sad sunless rainbows”…. Um yeah not much has changed & it’s evident I had a #lonelychildhood #creative #mapofan11yroldsimagination #mychildimagination

She’s one of the prettiest kitties in New York City! #russianblue #kittens #kittenbaby #cat #crazycatlady

She’s one of the prettiest kitties in New York City! #russianblue #kittens #kittenbaby #cat #crazycatlady

Why must you Internet quiz on colors be so accurate???!!!. #quiz #youpeggedme

Why must you Internet quiz on colors be so accurate???!!!. #quiz #youpeggedme

At #rockyhorror  with my niece. #dontdreamitbeit

At #rockyhorror with my niece. #dontdreamitbeit

Um… Is it wrong to feel ELATED about this!????? I know most gals treat themselves to $1k handbags. Screw purses! All I want is more magic in my life!!! #unicorns #favoritechildhoodstory #magicalbook #unicornsarereal

Um… Is it wrong to feel ELATED about this!????? I know most gals treat themselves to $1k handbags. Screw purses! All I want is more magic in my life!!! #unicorns #favoritechildhoodstory #magicalbook #unicornsarereal

FYI: Some cats do not like summer. Georgia is boycotting all activity until autumn. #cats #kittens #calico #adorable #crazycatlady #lazycat

FYI: Some cats do not like summer. Georgia is boycotting all activity until autumn. #cats #kittens #calico #adorable #crazycatlady #lazycat

She’s the lazy kitten love of my life. #cats #calico #kittens #lazy #adorable

She’s the lazy kitten love of my life. #cats #calico #kittens #lazy #adorable

He’s a different species- but he’s still my best friend & cuddle baby for life…..#cat #kittens #cats #bffl

He’s a different species- but he’s still my best friend & cuddle baby for life…..#cat #kittens #cats #bffl

My mom’s Christmas Cactus in bloom! #mom #imissmymom #flower #christmascactus #unicornmanor #beautiful #love

My mom’s Christmas Cactus in bloom! #mom #imissmymom #flower #christmascactus #unicornmanor #beautiful #love